Queer Eye – Patriotic Intervention for Debra Cagan

“In any case, I hate all Iranians.”

source: Wonkette.com

News of the Fab 5 from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (Bravo.tv) are now being called upon to serve their country. Their last 10 episodes rapped up for their last season run, rumors are spreading that their new project is indeed, a duty of the highest call; an intervention plan for Debra Cagan.

After news hit of her alleged untimely blurb about hating all Iranians during a Pentagon Meeting in which British MP's had attended, (story here) immediate action took place to to rectify the situation. The mission? To assist the Deputy Assistant Secretary, Coalition Affairs, Global Security Affairs, United States Department of Defense (mouthful) in not only the proper to dress for such functions, but also to know how not to express such things when it is obviously not appropriate. In this attempt, outsourcing outside of the government is idealistic and necessary. It did not take long to determine who had the best creditability for this mission and immediately called upon The Fab Five.


Apparently, the Fab 5 jumped on this mission with energy and valor of true American Hero's. This intervention was set up with the pretenses of having her office designed by Designer Thom Filicia with and a lovely brunch orchestrated by Ted Allen. After eating, Jai apparently led the intervention, which quickly prompted the Fab 5 having to carry Debra Cagan out the back door of Pentagon. Sources say Carson was seen trying to pry away a red faux-leather outfit from Debra's hands while screaming "you are NOT Michael Jackson", while Jai and Ted were stuffing Debra in a dark green Utility Vehicle as quickly as possible. Kyan is known for his “manscaping”, but what lies ahead for the Fab 5 and Debra will indeed take real technology, whatever the means of “scaping” or implied culture that is needed. This intervention is definite combative call for the Fab 5, but I am very confident that these boys will be able to do the job.

How absolutely Patriotic of them! (saluting you all now)


(disclaimer: this story is a story and is meant to humor and enlighten. Sources of the orginal story are taken from Wonkette.com, which came from the Daily Mail. As of this moment, it is not to believed that the members of Fab Five are actually doing an intervention with Debra Cagan, although if it an intervention were to happen, they come highly recommended.)